Old People Less Prison Tee
Aging like fine wine—with a sharper tongue. LouMark's “Don’t Piss Off Old People” tee delivers a bold punchline: the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. Designed for those with a fearless sense of humor, this navy T-shirt features standout yellow and gray typography and soft-washed cotton comfort. Whether for Father's Day, retirement laughs, or simply owning your age—this shirt turns heads and breaks rules.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed unisex cut
Style: Sarcastic senior humor tee
Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Season: Great for all-season wear
Occasion: Gag gift, casual wear, senior birthday
Graphic Feature: Multi-font phrase with bold yellow accents
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Aging like fine wine—with a sharper tongue. LouMark's “Don’t Piss Off Old People” tee delivers a bold punchline: the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. Designed for those with a fearless sense of humor, this navy T-shirt features standout yellow and gray typography and soft-washed cotton comfort. Whether for Father's Day, retirement laughs, or simply owning your age—this shirt turns heads and breaks rules.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed unisex cut
Style: Sarcastic senior humor tee
Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Season: Great for all-season wear
Occasion: Gag gift, casual wear, senior birthday
Graphic Feature: Multi-font phrase with bold yellow accents
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
