Dad Has Everything But Hair T-shirt
A salute to every awesome dad who’s got it all — except, well, a full head of hair. This LouMark original T-shirt says it how it is: bold, cheeky, and proudly bald. With its distressed lettering and military green cotton build, it’s the perfect Father’s Day gift or daily wear for the man who’s earned every laugh line (and bald spot) with pride.
Made from 100% pure cotton, it’s breathable, soft, and tough enough to handle dad jokes, backyard barbecues, and unsolicited life advice. Because hair is temporary — but swagger is forever.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Standard relaxed fit
Style: Humorous dad-themed statement
Material: 100% cotton
Season: Spring to Fall casual wear
Neckline: Crew neck
Graphic: Bold black text print with emphasis on “EVERYTHING”
Feature: Father’s Day favorite, lighthearted and rugged
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
A salute to every awesome dad who’s got it all — except, well, a full head of hair. This LouMark original T-shirt says it how it is: bold, cheeky, and proudly bald. With its distressed lettering and military green cotton build, it’s the perfect Father’s Day gift or daily wear for the man who’s earned every laugh line (and bald spot) with pride.
Made from 100% pure cotton, it’s breathable, soft, and tough enough to handle dad jokes, backyard barbecues, and unsolicited life advice. Because hair is temporary — but swagger is forever.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Standard relaxed fit
Style: Humorous dad-themed statement
Material: 100% cotton
Season: Spring to Fall casual wear
Neckline: Crew neck
Graphic: Bold black text print with emphasis on “EVERYTHING”
Feature: Father’s Day favorite, lighthearted and rugged
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
